Before a star falls in, it has to be in the right cluster. The cluster comparator sorts every Milky Way globular by mass, half-light radius, distance, age, or IMBH candidate mass. Sort by IMBH candidate mass and ω Cen immediately floats to the top — it is the only cluster with an IMBH lower limit (Häberle 2024: ≥ 8,200 M⊙) rather than just an upper limit. This is the predicate for everything that follows: the only reason this particular encounter is interesting is because the cluster hosts a candidate IMBH, not a diffuse stellar core.